Karmic payback is a spectacular goddess of all that is light and good

She has bestown upon me the finest Travis show ever experienced. By humankind. In the history of the universe and all of the - as yet - unknown regions that stretch beyond.

So there you go aliens. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Karma is on my side probably because of my slightly tarnished experience at the Billy Joel show. Despite my loving gesture toward the universe when I saved the night-crawler by removing him from the stairs of the Oakland Coliseum and throwing him into the bushes. And waiting a full half-hour to wash my hands. Yes, I expected accolades from Karma that evening.

It was worth the wait.