Top ten signs that I am hardcore
Sign #3
While waiting for the elevator (down to the parking basement), I will usually stop whistling if I hear someone coming. This is out of courtesy to the non-whistlers among us who find it annoying.
Unless I'm at the whistling part of "Can't Smile Without You", because I fucking NAIL that shit.
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I hereby challenge you to reach new heights of hardcore by NOT stopping when others come near. Rather, if someone shoots you a disapproving glance, whistle away joyfully... IN THEIR FACE! Not in a confrontational way mind you. There's a difference between being hardcore and hardass. Just, "Hey there, fella! How's about a little entertainment?" What I like about this is that it may finally alienate you enough to do your freelance work full time. Hehehehe
Fiendish, I know.
You ain't the only hardcore one up in here!
Perhaps I can also entertain them with a lively jig? I'm certainly up for that.
Video PLEASE!!!!! Do not deprive YouTube viewers of that kind of low resolution entertainment! Or me, for that matter.
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